We're at Krusty Burgers want to make sure to deliver the Most Krexciting Krunforgettable Krexperience as possible for families and friends. But recently we have gotten reports of some "weird looking mascots" roaming around the Krusty's building. We at Krusty's are making this call out to say that there is No such thing to worry about! Those are all rumors and Exaggerated stories to Scare Customers from coming in. Don't listen to those rumors and come and have some Fun Times at Homer's in our new Krusty Burgers!!! mu hu ha ha ha ha..!
Remember. Our band consists of those So said Characters: New Homer, New Marge, New Bart, New Lisa and New Nedlyonette. If you happen to see a mascot who is not any of the mentioned, please Report them immediately to our Employees. No need to call higher authorities for such a minor inconvenience. Thank you for your cooperation, Have a Great Day!

~ The Krusty Burgers Staff.