"dunno why im doing an audio log of all things but eh why the hell not"
"5 6 2024"
"its been 3 days since i joined this place"
"i joined this place originally to pester retro, even going so far as to hack retro's pc to get his whereabouts"
"then i realized the direness of the situation and joined their noble cause"
"the people here are nice too and haven't killed me for taking a chomp out of everyone's food... yet."
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"They finally trust me enough to leave me in my own room."
"I can also see that they're desperate for people. Look at me. They didn't even bother to fact check the profile I handed them and just ushered me into the quarters."
"Fools, ab-"
*Ringringring*
"oh oopsy"
"there seems to be a new request for me, better get going"
"imma take a bite out of Retro's chicken drumsticks while at it!"
"aight bye lol"
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