I have been seeing people in the comments asking where to get these here are some of the closest matches I could find!

Naughty, Nice, I Tried: https://www.aafnation.com/collections/raglans-nice/products/naughty-nice-i-tried?variant=885207302154

I like Your Balls: https://kingteeshops.com/product/i-like-your-balls-christmas-shirt/

Gangsta Wrapper: https://kingsofny.com/products/gangsta_wrapper_christmas_gift_funny_mens__long_sleeve_t-shirt

Well Hung: https://www.etsy.com/listing/820682231/well-hung-funny-christmas-stocking-t

Drink Up Grinches. It's Christmas: https://www.cubebik.com/shop/drink-up-grinches-shirt-drink-up-grinches-its-christmas-shirt-funny-xmas-party-wine-drinking-t-shirt-wine-drinker-gifts/

It's not going to lick itself: https://www.etsy.com/listing/806790186/its-not-going-to-lick-itself-funny-candy