It's about a half hour late, but Happy New Year, everyone!

Looks like Eddie's not feeling under the weather anymore! In fact, he looks good as new!

First official showcase of the main cast!

What's this? A new banner? 👀

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Character Profiles: Princeton & Anthony, an unlikely duo that consist of a giant black panther animatronic, and a small sentient ant puppet. One is reserved, and the other is outgoing. One provides defense, and the other provides a lift over large gaps.

Hmm... When should I release the special promotional cutscene... Hmmm.... 👀🐜🪄🎩🐈‍⬛ 🎹 🕶️

Special Promotional Game Cutscene Coming Soon!

The Retro Wild's gang would like to wish everyone a happy and safe Pride Month!

Uh oh, it looks like Eddie Axol is feeling a little under the weather today! Come back soon and maybe he'll be feeling a lot better!