Girl's Night. Today's bets are some war crimes

Bought him smth to keep him busy. Costs less than free (-9¢) because he's less than worthless

I think there's a disturbance.

literally me rn

hmm. This one. (ignore Princess Diamond's disappearing horns)

Queen of Spades

I had 3 hits remaining and somehow he hit me 3 TIMES in less than 4 seconds cuz he panicked and projectile spammed. Unbelievable

poker face

gru.