SCOTCH TAPE'S 2 be like

3 years ago

Night one: Hey its the phone guy. We put you on a ship as a security guard also the animatronics from SCOTCHES and Alexfancypants' Hero Jolt Pizza Palace Mcdonalds Place With Robots are on here so look out for them ok bye.

Night two: Hey dude there's some steam pipes that need to be fixed and theres also an animatronic that might attack you while you are sleeping or something ok bye.

No nights 3-5

Night 6: Look your gonna be fired after this night and not put on this ship so yeah goodluck or something

Night 7: Hey phone guy. I called you so I can bully you for your one night here. You stink. You never meta girl. You're Ryzzon. You also never Meta boy. You have no parental figures. You have no house. You never took a shower. And you should kick yourself, NOW

Goodbye guys

Tophat-Society Five nights at Alex's be like

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@Alexfancypants2

A whole crowd going to my house cause I am following the father's brother's nephew's former roommate of a pedophile that I followed like 2 years ago (I don't even know who tf they even are anymore):

@Alexfancypants2

Me in a Minecraft ARG writing down the strange occurrences in my Minecraft World in a Book & Quill and leaving all of my footage in a flash drive before the evil entity takes me so people can make theories using my clues about what happened and the entity