Player:*yawns*good morning Scott

Scott:Morning Uplay. I'm making Mac and cheese for toby if you want some

Player:Yeah sure

Player observes scott and realized something...huh...Is he putting the cheese in boiling water

Scott...What?

Player why are you making it like that?

S:like what

P:Why did you put the cheese in the water

S:I always do that

P:Scott, you're supposed to add the cheese after the noodles are cooked.

S:Why would I do that when I can just add it now

P:Because the directions are to make the cheese sauce AFTER THE PASTA

S:I'm not letting a piece of cardboard tell me what to do

P:But you're doing it wrong

S:How? Mac and cheese is just pasta,water and cheese. simple

P:You have so much water that you're just making SOUP!

S:It's not watery after I strain it!

P:WHAT HAPPENS TO THE CHEESE WHEN YOU STRAIN IT,SCOTT

S:THE PASTA ABSORBS IT BEFORE I STRAIN IT

NO KIND OF PASTA CAN ABSORB CHEESE THAT FAST!!

THE MACARONI KIND DOES!!

THAT WHAT THE HOLES ARE FOR!!!

CORE:What are you two yelling about

P:FRISK TELL SCOTT THAT HE'S MAKING MAC AND CHEESE WRONG

S:CORE TELL UPLAY I CAN MAKE IT HOWEVER I WANT

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CORE:Can I have some?

Player:I'm moving out...

Scott:Uplay...this is your house