Episode VII “Epiløgue”

We fade into a shot of Woodsboro and cycle through more. We then cut to Hannah sitting on the roof of a one-floor home sketching a drawing of Ghostface with a Buck 120 with “Riley” engraved on it. Valorie climbs up to the roof and sits next to Hannah

Valorie: It looks awesome, babe

Hannah: Thanks. So lemme get this straight, you killed Marcus?

Valorie: Yep, he deserved it

Hannah: True, nice job last night

Valorie: Thanks, even though I got a bit carried away

Hannah: He deserved it

Valorie smiles and turns to look out at the yellow-orange sky and turns back to Hannah

Valorie: Hannah

Hannah: Yeah?

Valorie pulls Hannah into a long kiss and we cut to an interrogation room with Valorie in it, she’s sitting across from Wesley

Wesley: So you killed Marcus and Ja- I mean Ethan, correct?

Valorie: Guilty, but I won’t go to jail for this shit though, right?

Wesley: If we can confirm the only people you killed were the killers themselves, you won’t be held accountable for anything. Also, let me get this straight, it was three in the chest, two in the stomach, one in the back, and 14 in the face?

Valorie: Not including the bullet to the jaw and the Jesus treatment, that’s it

Wesley: We can get you mental help if you need it

Valorie: I’m fine, am I free to go?

Wesley: Yes, just next time, if there is one, don’t mutilate the killer’s body. It makes it so much harder on the CSIs

Valorie: Noted

We cut to Sidney walking into a hospital room

Sidney: Hey, Gale

Gale: Hey, Sid

Sidney: Feeling better?

Gale: Absolutely not (chuckles)

Sidney: Second time getting shot in the stomach in the past year, huh?

Gale: Yeah, it sucks

Sidney: I know what you’re thinking

Gale: What’s that?

Sidney: “Ghostface’s Return To Woodsboro” written by Gale Weathers

Gale: (chuckles) Not a bad title, Sid. But that’s the kid’s book to write, it’s their story. Not mine

Sidney: You say that now but the temptation may be too strong for you

Gale: Time will tell Sid, Time will tell

Sidney: I should’ve helped, I’m sorry for being a coward

Gale: “You’re a lot of things, Sidney. But you are NOT a coward”

Sidney smiles and hugs Gale and we linger on that shot and then cut back to Valorie in the interrogation room

Sheriff Brackett: So how did you know Marcus Elliott was one of the killers?

Valorie: Well, I already suspected him, so I led him to one of the sketchiest parts of town, the same area Hannah was attacked. I had posted earlier I was heading to that one pizzeria on 5th Street, and then I waited for someone to come

Sheriff Brackett: And then you killed him, why?

Valorie: I had to pry some info outta him, didn’t get much but my guess on two killers was confirmed

Sheriff Brackett: And how’d you figure out it was Ethan?

Valorie: He left me out of his plan to trap the killer, I figured out about it when Hannah said he said he already told me. That and I saw blood on his shirt one day, claimed it was pizza sauce from Pizza Hut the night before

Sheriff Brackett: How did you debunk that?

Valorie: Who Fuck Eats Pizza Hut? That and they were closed that night due to a staff shortage

Sheriff Brackett: Smart, by the way, how do you feel?

Valorie: Better than ever

We cut to a news channel covering the recent Ghostface massacre

News Anchor: The recent Ghostface attacks have been put to a stop after a 17-year-old girl had flipped the tables on the killers, killing them before any more harm could be done. Police have yet to release more information on the matter, but the names of the killers were made public. The two killers were Marcus Elliott and Ethan Kirsch, who had gone by Jack Blair since moving to Woodsboro. The Woodsboro Police Department is still investigating the case to see if there are any more ties to the killers. And now to th-

The TV turns off leaving the screen black and the screen stays pitch-black for a while. A reflection of Ghostface fades in and he presses a button on his neck to turn on the voice changer and we hear a chilling chuckle in the infamous voice. Then we get a…

TITLE CARD “Scream: New Victims”

Ghostface flashes on the screen for half a second and we fade into the credits with the song Red Right Hand