Minecraft Youtubers when they go to meet a miner irl but it turns out to be an actual 50 year old miner instead of a child:

Oh yeah btw this was 2 months ago but idc since nobody voted, y'all aint getting no chromatics out of me from the burned cover except for Tyler's chromatic but just as a fuck you, I'm remaking Tyler's chromatic BUT I won't publicly release it

Me trying to warn bro that the person he's cracking isn't Engineer but Emma Frost:

Corrupted AlexFancyPants

Guys, I think I found the only person who can and will beat Goku

AlexFancyPants sings Young Girl A (AI Cover)

Wow, what a great thing to tell me

RAAAAAA

I hope this works

When your foreskin becomes sentient and detaches off of you and it starts to bite you as revenge for you biting it when you were jacking it