"I wanna kill some guy named David"

Some guy named David

I'm gonna change my pinned post back to the og on my birthday because it's too iconic

Alexfancypants fans waiting for Alexfancypants: The Movie to finally come out be like:

Corrupted AlexFancyPants

What my penis wants to do after I finish jorkin' it for the 4th time in a row but then my favorite yuri hen tie artist posts again and I grab the lotion and tissue box:

AlexFancyPants sings Young Girl A (AI Cover)

Brodie be like: Follow me

BRO HOW DO I KNOW THAT YOU'RE NOT TRYING TO DIDDLE ME?!??!?! WHY THE FUCK WOULD I FOLLOW YOU?!??!?! JUST SAY YOU HAVE THE CANDY AND JUST ADMIT YOU'RE KIDNAPPING ME

"Hey buddy, it's me... remember..? You declined my offer, and it was gonna be millions. Something that would be worth using to ugrade your... "tech"... but instead, i'm left with a decline. You know how much I hate declined offers that are good? heheh"

I hope this works

BRO

I WAS SO STRESSED BY CAPCUT GETTING BANNED

AND THIS IS WHAT THEY PRESENT ME?!?!?!??!?!