chedd rudolph salad if she was Andrew Tate

"next time your girlfriend says lets go movies NO NO MOVIES IM LOCKED IN"

im running out of post ideas

#dadcore

life feels wonderful when you FINALLY set a sound as your notification sfx (i.e freddy fartbear nose honk sfx) and actually get notified of new messages instead of jus using your sixth sense to feel the phone's notification light flickering

birdposting

HOORAH MY VOICE IS GETTING A LIL DEEPER!!!!!! YAY!!!!! HOORAY!!!!!!!!!! HURRAH!!!!!!!!!!! HIP HIP HOORAY!!!!!

i drool in my sleep, whimper in my sleep, possibly kick in my sleep, squirm a lot in my sleep, and i take about 15 full minutes to wake up even if woken up harshly

i genuinely sleep like a baby yall

when life going a lil too well

so the thing is apparently a cortisol test or something

shitting my pants in fear rn im gonna have a blood test tomorrow

I AM BURSTINGWITH JOY ALL THE PROBLEMS IN MY LIFE THAT HAVE EVER EXISTED ARE ENTIRELY SOLVED

how it feels to occasionally switch artstyles involuntarily

first time trying to actually do this style