How can I make this look like those humen anime fan arts?

Deep dark lore is near (yes i bought it.... it was taking to long what ya gonna do about it)

I may retire soon + anime version of me

devious smile with a no brain couple

First house completed + 1 build

Sillies

Do i hear 500 followers and 30k likes pog???????!!??!!

wise

wity and that motherfuggin midget

Its somewhat ready but im getting this message right now....