me when i'm going insane:

we're losing a real one today

ez

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STOP AND LISTEN!!! (wait 14 seconds for the cat to sing)

Bro is NOT helping 💀

gm chat! it's bring you child to work day! I am super duper happy because who doesn't want to go to someone's work!?!?

I wonder what i did... (don't harrass them plz)

I AM NOT A MORON

Ladies and gentlemen, we found it