Hello There, i'm a big fan of the teletubbies, my username is tinkydipsylaalaapo1234 and i've always have wanted to get my hands on some sort of teletubbies game. I seriously would try anything if i got the opportunity. But after my experience with trying to get one, I have realised I should probably try sticking to more reputable sources for a game like that, as I got my hands on some sort of horrible rom hack or something. Whatever it is, whoever made it better come forward and tell me who they are. because whoever did it just damaged my view of the teletubbies.

one day i was looking around on the internet to finally get my hands on a teletubby game due to not being able to for the past 5 years, this was before i found out about the already existing playstation game. but either way i found this weird free games website that claimed to have over 1000 cool games. I decided to look around it, dumb me. I found this specific game called "The Teletubbies: Find Tinky Winky!" which said it was about simply just finding tinky winky around tubbyland. So i decided to download it due to me wanting a teletubby game really badly as i've said before. I downloaded it and it had i think 12 GB, im not sure since i've forgot. I'm not checking though because im truamatized because of that stupid game, im never downloading it again.

Anyways i booted up the game and it started with a title screen. It had the title in comic sans font, i didn't care to check if this was really authentic or safe because i was blinded by excitement that i could finally play a teletubbies game. the rest of the title screen had that one render of tinky winky waving plastered ontop of a screenshot of "The Scary Lion" from the original series. the play button looked like a clipart. being cartoonish and green with another comic sans font text. I pressed play and immediately a story sequence started. It said i quote: "One day, in Tubbyland. Tinky winky had eaten a custard that he said tasted funny. He told the others he'd sleep for the rest of the day to see if it'd wear off. But then the very next day he had dissapeared, leaving a vomit puddle outside the house and vomit footsteps which had ended at one of the hills. Now you need to help Dipsy, Laa Laa, and Po find their friend Tinky Winky!" I thought this wasn't normal but thought maybe it was just there because it seemed like a good plot for a game, and Tinky Winky would just be found safe and fine, just a little sick. Boy was I wrong. Anyways how the game worked was you'd look around through Tubbyland like a point and click game. Anyways, after searching for a little bit I found Tinky Winky, I thought this was probably the end of the game. But then it said "Uh oh! Seems like Tinky Winky is running away!" but while it said that i could hear what sounded tinky winky very quietly saying "no, get away from me! i don't want to hurt you! the voices are telling me to hurt people!" which really worried me. since i thought this would make a good video for youtube i decided to risk it and keep playing, since viewers like seeing you take risks.

so then we did the jig again, I looked for Tinky winky for what felt like a minute more than the last time. This time he looked more injured, the narrator said the same thing he did last time, but instead of trying to keep me away Tinky Winky was crying. This same thing happened again 2 more times. I was thinking that the future viewers would love this video due to... well you know. But then we did this same jig again but this time the narrator didn't say that tinky winky had ran away again. he said "Uh oh, It seems that... i.. uhm... i... what... is- is he okay??" Tinky winky now looked manicial and was super pale. He wasn't crying... He started walking towards the screen and the narrator yelled "uhh- THATS NOT A GOOD SIGN, PLEASE, YOU SHOULD START RUNNING." This horrified me, but I thought about all the money i'd make from this stupid video and kept on. right after the narrator spoke, a space bar prompt appeared and said "MASH!" and so i did as told and the game let us start running. The camera turned around for a second and it showed tinky winky sprinting at us, it was terrible. I kept on mashing the space bar until the screen went black. I thought I had just died in the game but then it showed us in a shed that we had blocked the door off by shoving a crowbar into the two door handles with a board nailed on the middle above the handles. I clicked on the window to see if there was an option to look outside, then i saw it... i don't think i wanna say what i saw... after a few minutes where we were sitting in the boarded up shed, tinky winky looked through the window and started screaming. it was like a deranged scream. Tinky winky had gone insane due to a custard.. it seemed so stupid... burning text appeared on the screen said "YOU COULD'VE DONE SOMETHING, GUARDIAN." I was horrified from this. But then the game closed and up popped a picture of what seemed like the same view i had just saw but the camera being right infront of the doors. there was a shelf with a hammer and medkit. this teletubby i have never seen before was sitting down with a frown. The tubby in question had white fur and was wearing what seemed like a worn down version of dipsy's signature cow tophat. was this the aforementioned "Guardian" character? I then realised that multiple images had been pulled up in the photo viewer, and there was a button to switch between photos. The first photo was what seemed like the last image but from Tinky Winky's persepective. everything was greyscale and the camera seemed like it was behind the window instead of infront of the shed doors. anyways the second photo showed Po running, seemingly escaping from the disaster in tubbyland, going to this weird desert entrance. The next and final photo showed what had happened to dipsy and laa laa. with the text "YOU SHOULD'VE NEVER DOWNLOADED THIS, ITS YOUR FAULT. YOU PUT YOUR TRUST IN THE WRONG PLACE." which i realised, it was correct. i had gone onto some stupid website that said it had free games and i had paid the price for it. now for anyone whos ever thought of going onto a free games website, you now know not to do the same mistake i've done.

currently im doing fine, i'm just.. so lost right now. please never do the same mistake i did. some recreations of what tinky winky's face looked like are linked with this post. Stay safe out there everybody.