"Hey wanna know a secret?" - Their uncle Elliot
"Okay." - 9 y/o Joey
"Eh." - 9 y/o Jenny
"Uh sure why not." - 12 y/o Jeremy
"Your parents met at a strip club, your mother was a stripper and your father was a heartbroken fuck."
"What's a strip club?" - Joey
"A str-"
"ELL, STAY AWAY FROM MY KIDS-" - Their father Emmett
https://imaginesforthosewhoseekthem.tumblr.com/post/189637828428…
*suddenly starts to simp for Albert knowing damn well he killed his family with voodoo dolls*
*also BAHAHAHAHAHA ALBERT "JIZZ IN A CUP FOR ALCHEMICAL PURPOSES" VANDERBOOM JSKSJSKSKSKSKSKS-*
James be simpin'
(watching a Roots walkthrough, a good way to start a sunday morning)
Porter and Sage have bestie energy
memes i found gathering dust
enjoy
Miles is a good man
fucking asshole
(reading: Love Is Complicated (Miles X Reader) Alvin And The Chipmunks!: Road Chip)
so he's ignoring the fact we just opened a secret passageway RIGHT NEXT TO HIM?!?
reading a preview of Into the Pit and this is H I L A R I O U S
Sam = motherfucking Buddy Lewek confirmed
was reading the TV Tropes page of Gone Home (YES I STILL PLAY THAT GAME IT'S LITERALLY G A Y) and this was on one of the main pages
holy fuck, Oscar, you're gay?
and you raped your nephew?
I BET SAM INHERITED HER GAYNESS FROM OSCAR HADJSKSHFJ-
YES
Y E E S
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