This isn't my post but I thought it fit here

Missing if you find my dagger call (660 998 1992)

There goes their mayo supply

The pain of shaving

change my mind and I will replace this post

What does this taste like also please do not use it for lovecraftian rituals to summon cthulu

I met one of my Twitter friends today I'm the guy in glasses

You do you man

This poor soul lost a game of magic the scattering at this point there is no way he can clean this up

I'll need some bleach after the scooby one