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Ultimate Somari

3 years ago

So I'm pretty sure some of you might've noticed that Family Kid isn't playable in Ultimate Somari

why is that?

Get ready, the article is extremely detailed


Family Kid is a LOSER and here's why:

he's just a kid in a superhero costume and always wears it even if it's not Halloween

The Family Kid hack has no difference whatsoever and I'm pretty sure most of you don't know that the Sonic hack has more differences than the Family Kid hack (it has the autodemo thing that plays after you stay in the title screen for too long)

He's nothing special and he probably has no fans. He's not really appealing to me

in the cartridge label, he looks like a cool superhero but in the game, he's not. That proves he's both a fraud and a phony

Even his name is stupid. Now I get that the company that made him was called Family and I guess it makes sense but still it's terrible. Family Kid sounds like a crappy Family Guy spinoff

his top left 8x8 tile doesn't exist on his standing sprite and that sucks

All he deserves is to be a minor character in Somari World and he will NEVER be anymore than that.

SOS out.



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