This feels like some goofy ahh shitpost, but it isn’t

Breaking news, School bully bites ya brain.

Do you agree with Mr. Onion?

DONT CALL PHOTO NEGITIVE MOKEUY AT 3 EM!!!!111!!!! (MOKEY CAME TO MYH OUSE) (GONE WRONG!!!11!111!) OSWALD HAS DRIPPP??????///?/?/?/ (HE BROUGHT BOBUX) MICK MICK PUT ME IN A CAN OF SPAGGETTIO'S !!11!!!11!!1!111 (PHOTO NEGATIVE MICKEY LAUCHED THE NUKES) SUS

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

OMG I GOT A COPY OF MARIO TAKES A SHOWER THAT WILL BE ANNOUCED IN THE NEXT DIRECT!!1!111!!!!11

Tell me they’re the same gun, I mean come on.

I’m back, boys.

I FOUND BON AT 3AM (GONE SEXUAL) (NOT CLICKBAIT)

“I am all of me”

“I never asked for this