2 years ago

So I went to the chiropractor today-
Long story short- A vibrator saved me.
I can actually sleep again

FNAF stream tomorrow night-
Details below


So I broke my body-

It all started about 6 weeks ago when I started the warehouse job and was lifting 20,000lb/9000kg a day.
I work contracting now- but it's still been a problem.

It was terribly uncomfortable and painful when I was sleeping or sitting at the computer. Especially sleeping. No matter what position I lied down in, it would eventually cause my right arm to get incredibly painful and wake me up from a dead sleep- so I'd have to stand up, out of bed, and wait for it to fix itself because it felt better and would go back to normal when I'm standing.

So the last 6 weeks I have not had more than 2hrs of sleep at a time without waking up, needing to stand next to my bed/wall like a hibernating zombie from I Am Legend until the pain subsides and I can fall back on my bed and sleep again.

It's been very disturbing to my daily life and well being.

Fast forwards to today-
The doctor tells me I had some fancy name syndrome which I can't remember- impingement syndrome I think, plus something else. Basically he said my muscles in my shoulder/arms/back had expanded to quickly and was squeezing my nerve tunnels in weird ways.

He literally said I got to swol to quickly.

So he readjusted my spine/hips/shoulders, massaged out the tendons/muscles and took a few sex toys to my back. Just a couple vibrators, some mini jackhammers, and a steaming hot towel- and ironed out the issues.

I was so relaxed, for the first time in a month and a half, that I went right home and passed out.

I'm only awake right now because I was supposed to stream FNAF tonight- but I'm sleeping- fuck it.

FNAF tomorrow night will be good after I finally have had some decent sleep.

TLDR; I broke myself- A nice guy with some vibrators fixed me- FNAF tomorrow night-



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