On the eighth day of Christmas Murder Drones gave to me,

Eight ninja stars, seven human skulls, six pints of oil,

FIVE GOLDEN BULLETS

Four missing fingers, three killer robots, two totaled spaceships, and a pilot hat on a puppy

On the ninth day of Christmas Murder Drones gave to me,

Nine severed arms, eight ninja stars, seven human skulls, six pints of oil,

FIVE GOLDEN BULLETS

Four missing fingers, three killer robots, two totaled spaceships, and a pilot hat on a puppy

On the seventh day of Christmas Murder Drones gave to me,

Seven human skulls, six pints of oil,

FIVE GOLDEN BULLETS

Four missing fingers, three killer robots, two totaled spaceships, and a pilot hat on a puppy

The Exponential End

On the tenth day of Christmas Murder Drones gave to me,

LET'S EAT

On the sixth day of Christmas Murder Drones gave to me,

Six pints of oil

FIVE GOLDEN BULLETS

four missing fingers, three killer robots, two totaled spaceships, and a pilot hat on a puppy

On the twelfth day of Christmas Murder Drones gave to me,

heheh

On the Eleventh day of Christmas Murder Drones gave to me,