Me when confronted with the lightest accusation

"Barbeque bacon burger"

TYSM FOR THE PACKS

@Decemberhappyholiday

You so amazing

EEEEEH ITS BACK IN STOCK

I swear I clean these constantly, so dirty every time I take them off

Average dream experience

I accidentally ripped the waistband of my favorite bedtime shorts. Now I don't have proper jammies.

I'm a jellyfish

6.9 hours

Clear case + piece of paper cut to fit it

= Uboa phonecase

(Broke half my nails prying it off my phone)