Diverion

"Don't forget about ca- Is that a gun?"

"WHY DID YOU FORGET?! YOU COULD HAVE REMEMBERED, BUT YOU DIDN'T! GOOD ON YOU, BUT NOW! NOW... I... EXIST..."

"GGRRRAHHHHHHGH!"

"You twat."

"Why did you... Why did you do that? That was stupid."

"What am I, you ask? Your mothe-"

Nonagon

"Oh, cool. It's a tree."

"So are you just gonna... Sit there? And play this game like you have no goddamn li-"

"Oh, poor... What was your name again?"

"Oh, that was kinda hot."

"Wowie. An octopus."

"Click the- Click the thing. The thi- THE RED BUTTON. THE FU-"