Luna: *Discovers a hidden button in a dungeon wall.* I wonder what this does? *Presses it.*

Fizzwick: *Summons a shower of confetti.* Surprise! It's a party!

Cletus: *A trap door opens beneath them.* I knew we should have left that button alone! *He falls through.*

Rhodes: *Silently grabs Luna and Fizzwick before they fall, then finds another way down to rescue Cletus.*

_______

Luna: *Tries to communicate with a giant spider using a dance.* It's a universal language!

Fizzwick: *Plays a dramatic tango on his lute, accompanying Luna's dance.*

Cletus: *Tries to translate Luna's dance moves.* I think she's saying... "Please don't eat us"?

Rhodes: *Prepares to fight the spider, just in case the dance diplomacy fails.*

________

Luna: *Finds a cursed amulet that whispers promises of power.* I feel... stronger!

Fizzwick: *Begins chanting a dark incantation, trying to amplify the amulet's power.*

Cletus: *Notices Luna's eyes glowing red.* Luna, I don't think that amulet is a good idea.

Rhodes: *Silently removes the amulet from Luna, then gives it a swift kick, sending it flying into a nearby chasm.*

_________

Luna: *Decides to "improve" the local town's defenses.* We need more traps!

Fizzwick: *Creates a series of illusionary pitfalls and tripwires.* These will confuse our enemies!

Cletus: *Tries to explain to the town guards why there are now random banana peels and buckets of water scattered around the marketplace.* It's... uh... a new kind of... strategic defense?

Rhodes: *Silently removes all of Fizzwick's illusionary traps before someone gets hurt.*

__________

Luna: *Tries to tame a wild boar as a mount.* He looks friendly!

Fizzwick: *Plays a soothing melody on his lute, trying to calm the boar.*

Cletus: *Prepares a healing potion.* I have a feeling we're going to need this.

Rhodes: *Watches Luna's attempts with amusement for a moment, then steps in and gently coaxes the boar back into the forest.