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Me after successfully sabotaging the mezzoflow hedgefund and ensuring he wont obtain passive income
Mezzophile spotted at local tescos
Merrly birthday lad
#SonicTransformation What if... Sonic becomes THE wind itself?
Behold: Sonic the Windhog!
His entire body turns into air, and the only thing holding it all into his shape are the wind bracelets! He can stretch and twist like a tornado!
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Me watching mezzofloggles house burn down from the distance
Sonic games tend to go a lil too fast for me, messing up my reaction time and all, so I thought to lean into that by making a #Sonicsona who takes things a bit slower and enjoys nature.
Foreal
Me watching pezzoflow burn to death after i lured him into a pit of molten cheese
Chinaflow
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