6 days ago

Sonic Mania if Eggman had an Announcement:


I've come to make an announcement: Heavy King is a Backstabbing traitor; he took the Phantom Ruby. That's right, he took his wiggly metal robot arms out and took MY Phantom Ruby, and he said he was gonna use it for "HIS OWN EVIL SCHEMES," and I said, "that's disgusting," so I'm here to make sure the Phantom Ruby is in MY HANDS, where it belongs. Phantom King, your super weak! Your power is the size of this Walnut except WAY SMALLER, and guess what? Here's what MY power level looks like!

[Smashes into Phantom King] That's right, baby. All punch, no pulls, no misses. Look at that, it looks like a Giant Fist! He stole my ruby, so guess what I'm gonna steal his life! That's right this is what you get, MY SUPER EPIC MECH! Except I'm not just gonna get back the Phantom Ruby, I'm gonna go higher. I'M GONNA DESTROY HIM! How do you like that Sonic? I HAVE THE PHANTOM RUBY YOU IDIOT!

You have 23 Hours before the Universe is destroyed. Now get out of my sight, before I kill you too



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