I hope this is NOT real

Hay alguien español aquí aun?

WHEN MY GF SAYS I GOT A LOT OF SMEGMA

(IDK WHATS THAT I THINK SHE SAYS IM A SIGMA)

LITERALLY ME

Mi serpiente esta solida

Im this rn

XD

💀🐶

Bro she already got a son

🤠🎅