how it GENUINELY feels to see couples online being corny and cheesy and loveydovey every single fucking day while i only get to be corny with my partner for ONE or TWO — if im lucky — days a MONTH im so fucking MAD right NOW oh my GOD someone calm me DOWN

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hi its me two thousand and twenty seven bees and i bzzbz bzzz zbzzz zzzzz zbbbzzzzzz zbbzz

>> wwelcome to my profile !! 🦴

"female omega height headcanon" and its literally just my height

"eugh why do so many people call their boyfriends daddy"

in the span of 6 days, my diary contained the word "owner" approximately 31 times

me🤝him being terribly hypocritical when talking about couples

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why do i do this to myself

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"this is my comfort show because i relate to a character"

"this is my comfort show because 12 years ago ..."

"this is my comfort show because my dead wife used to watch it"

well this is my comfort show because its funny n thats it bro

damn it is kinda crazy how from all my overthinking not a SINGLE thought is formed like i always think before i speak but i actually speak before i form an ACTUALLY RELEVANT thought😭😭💔

Stoaty the mouse: say that again......?