My name is Trixie 

Song stays mostly the same with mentions of weepel and Jonas become changed to mr smartypants and Trixie respectively

(Only naming Jonas Trixie because of the parallel to songs from the black hole where the main character is named Jonas, and in this universe I’d really like songs from the black hole to be about Trixie and starlight) 

2. Nopony else 

Song isn’t necessarily about sexism anymore and moreso just twilight really wanting to find someone she can love, someone who’ll make her want nopony else

3. The world has turned and left me here

Song name remains the same but song is now about twilights initial struggles and frustration with celestia moving her to ponyville 

4. Starswirl 

Song about how twilight reminds herself of starswirl

5. cooler - the designer song

Song at face value about rarity’s frustration with rainbow dash wanting a cooler outfit like that one episode except it’s actually (this is sodeeepp….,,,) about life’s unruly expectations of an individual 

6. Surf wax equestria

 Song stays the same, it’s just perfect as it is except we change car to carriage or something idk whatever equestria motorists want 

7. Best friends forever? 

Say it ain’t so except instead of frustrations with rivers dad it’s about frustrations with the absence of shining armor in twilights life, and eventually the letter he sent near season 2’s finale (replacing the “dear daddy, I write you…” part of the song)

8. In the library 

Twilight taking comfort in her books and what makes her happy, so basically the same song changing what rivers has to what twilight has and also in the garage being in the library (duhhh)

9. Ponyville! 

I guess it’s twilight and spike singing on their way to ponyville or something silly like that I like to imagine spike singing Matt’s “we, will write…” parts of the song lol, of course spike isn’t really part of the band so it’s fluttershy, which I think is equally fitting as I suppose she could just sing like flutterguy whenever she wants (spike is Karl Koch in this whole weezer pony thing. so the technically 5th secret member of weezer) 

10. Only with friends 

I guess it could be about twilight finding the “true meaning of friendship” or something and how she realizes her friends are important to her or something bleh bleh bleh idk