gay person: hi

het person: hello

that one neurodivergent friend you regret becoming friends with: hey did you know when susie ate kris's already-bitten apple in noelle's blog post they technically shared each others' spit hey hey did you know that hey

might've just found the funniest image ever

what is trending

Your mother

possibly my favorite pastry

@Banana_Dreemurr

when gj (somehow) finally implements private accounts i will not be letting ANY of you see it because i'm just gonna sound like this

yikes 😬😬 that's not good

for the record i don't take these kinds of tests too seriously lol but still

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dynamite put that thE BLOODY FUCK DOWN