Well Seymour, I made it, despite your directions.

Ahh, Superintendent Chalmers! Welcome! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!

Yeah.

Oh egads! My roast is ruined!

But what if...I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Oh ho ho ho!Delightfully devilish, Seymour!

A-

Skinner, and his crazy explanations!

The superintendent's gonna need his medications!

When he hears Skinners lame exaggerations,

There'll be trouble in town tonight!

SEYMOUR!!!

Superintendent! I was just, uhh, stretching my calves on the window sill! Isometric exercise! Care to join me?

Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?

That's not smoke, that's steam! Steam from the steamed clams we're having! Mmm, steamed clams!

Phew... *run to Krusty Burger*

Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouth watering hamburgers!

I thought you said we were having steamed clams?

No, no!I said steamed hams!that's what I call hamburgers!

You call hamburgers "Steamed Hams"?

Yes!It's a regional dialect.

Really? What region?

Uuhh, upstate new york!

Really? Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard the phrase " Steamed Hams ".

Oh, no, not in Utica! Its an Albany expression.

I see. *eating*

You know, these hamburgers are really similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.

Oh ho ho!no, no!Patented Skinner burgers! Old family recipe!

...For steamed hams...?

Yes!

And you call them steamed hams, despite the fact that they're OBVIOUSLY grilled.

(Too lazy to continue rn)