6 months ago

Step family dinner


NOVEMBER 2ND, 2027

Meowskulls: "Are you sure this is the best place to eat at?"

Kapi: "I guess so, anyway, I want you two to meet Rochelle, she was my friend from camp."

Pixel: "Hi."

Meowskulls: "Nice meeting you, I guess-

*Niko starts causing a fuss*

Niko: "THIS ISN'T IHOP, I WANT PANCAKES!!"

Pixel: "Is she your kid?"

Kapi: "For one, they're a they, For two.. No, we are only taking care of her uuntil they return home."

Pixel: "My bad, Just the way they're dressed confused me."

Niko: "WAAAAAAA"

Meowskulls: "Niko if you keep this up your getting the belt."

Kapi: "SARI WHAT THE FUCK GIRL? THEY'RE ONLY IN THEIR SINGLE DIGITS WHY ARE YOU THREATENING THEM WITH A BELT-"

Pixel: "Calm down Kapi... Please.."

Kapi: "Okay, Okay.."

Niko starts sobbing uncontrollably, Falling asleep 5 minutes later after.

Meowskulls: "Finally.. Peace and quiet.."

Kapi: "Sari, we need to talk about what you said to Niko, they're only a child."

Meowskulls: "Right, But I've seen my older brother Disapline his son by beating his ass before so that's why I was so tempted."

Kapi: "Oh."

Cashier: "Hello, I will be taking your order today how may I help you?"

*Timeskip to after they eaten their food, Pixel paid the bill and on their way out, Kapi all of a sudden collapses after a stomachache*

Meowskulls: "Im not surprised."

Pixel: "WHAT? KAPI ARE YOU-"

Niko starts screaming uncontrollably, Going up to kapi, shaking him.

the ambulance was called, but they entirely voided the request due to kapi being an animal and them misusing it for a "Vet" which was bullshit.

Kapi was taken to ANOTHER hospital and recovered.

Pixel took legal action against Olive Garden for food poisoning while also took legal action against **???** hospital for refusal of service. Pixel won both and received 800'000 USD.

Meowskulls contained an picture and recording of the evidence of the service refusal

Niko, Well Niko is being Niko.

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-based off of this image-



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