1 year ago

Story time because the audience really loves me bro

Not a sad story its just fucking insane at this point (in the funny way)


I was at my neurotherapist and she was like. Evaluating my brain n shi

One of the tests was like

She would say a word, and i'd have to tell her the meaning of it

Example:

"Chair"

"Object you sit on"

Ok evwrything was fine n shi

After a lot of words, like really a lot

She just looked straight at me

And asked

"Why is it important to shut the lights when nobody is watching?"

Dude

That felt like when you're watching a cartoon and the background music just abruptly stops

And it took me a full ass minute to answer her (the answer isnt even important)

Dude 😢

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