there was this one 9 year old in school that was ANNOYING

and stayed with me and my after-class, class.

so we were puzzling le puzzles

and she was with the feet on the pieces just like, yea here

and i asked nicely "ayo (wemen name), get yo feetie off le pieces"

she ignores me like an ✨ a n n o y i n g p i e c e o f s h i t t y s h i t✨ does.

then i, a pacifist, pushed her feet away

.

she started crying

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH MY FEET, ITS INJURIED, AND YOU PUSHED IT"

i was like, just there

then we both went to the principal (which i love)

and she was so sad and stuff

then my principal asked what happened

and i told her the story and said "i didn't know her feet was hurt"

ok the principal said "kk caro its ok" (the kid was still crying)

then we left the room and closed the door

a few steps away

i just

"fuck you bitch *middle finger*"

and walked back to class

[legends say she's still crying in that hall]

End.