3 years ago

stronger than a pizza transcripted because why not


Jeremy: It's a horrible day outside.

Jeremy: Birds are meowing,

Jeremy: Flowers are meowing, on days like these, adults like you..

Jeremy: should be having a fun time in H E A V E N.

Jeremy: Turn around kid, it'd be a good thing!

Jeremy: If I had to go back on the deal that I made for you

Jeremy: So don't step over that equator

Jeremy: Or else friend, you're gonna have a good time!

Jeremy: But kids like you don't play by the rules,

Jeremy: And guys like me, it ain't easy to be played for smart people!

Jeremy: So let's go, let the room get hotter!

Jeremy: Let's go, DIRTY SISTER KILLER.

?????: *weird sounds*

Jeremy: NO!! NO!! NO!

Jeremy: Go ahead and try to hit me if you can't!

Jeremy: I know I just caused a paradox in mercy!

Jeremy: Because I can see you're getting really sick of meowing,

Jeremy: But I think you're just glad you keep blooming.

Jeremy: You're not gonna lose, we wont be here together.

Jeremy: Fighting in this fluffy hall forever.

Jeremy: I know you'll just reset every time I beat ya,

Jeremy: But I'll always be right here to eat ya!

Jeremy (Out of character): *laughs*WHAT THE HECK?!

Jeremy (Out of character): YOUR SUPPOSED TO BE EATING THE PIZZA, AND I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE EATING YOU

Jeremy (Out of character): WHAT THE HECK?!

Jeremy: I know your made,

Jeremy: o-o-o-o-of

Jeremy: Mer-er-er-ercy!

Jeremy: I don't really care, I just hate this song.

Jeremy: Can you please help me?

Jeremy: My voice gives me weirdness

Jeremy: I don't really know.

Jeremy: *charges up Meowed Fluffblasters*

Jeremy: GET SHREKT!

Jeremy: *is being tired of dodging*

Jeremy: This is where it starts, this is where it meows.

Jeremy: And if you try to get past me

Jeremy: You will better try to meow.

Jeremy: But no matter how I fluff you,

Jeremy: You won't give up your attack.

Jeremy: Don't you just like the feeling of your fluffs crawling on your back!

Jeremy: Go ahead and try to hit me if you're able!

Jeremy: You should know by now that mercy is totally on the table!

Jeremy: You think you can try to spare me like I'm some dude?

Jeremy: Well you didn't spare my sister so get meowed on!

Jeremy: I know you made all my friends disappear.

Jeremy: But everything they HATED is why I'm here.

Jeremy: I am their..,.... evilness!

Jeremy: I am their sins- wait no not sins, that's too violent for kids!

Jeremy: Crimes, yeah crimes!!

Jeremy: They'll just put you in jail, not like you'll get executed or hung.

Jeremy: I am persistence!

Jeremy: I know you're made,

Jeremy: O-o-o-o-of, Mer-er-er-ercy

Jeremy: You killed my sister, time to go get ya.

Jeremy: *screams*



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