"Sir, are you doing okay?"

"I don't think he's gonna make it..."

i fixed the grammar spelling

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Achievements menu actually looks like Zelda wtf

Renovation is due...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME. i have become legal duck

This is what the conversation during beta testing looks like (yes it's literally this image)

"Oh god that looks bloody..."

Wario was a great advertiser back then...