██ INTERNAL REPORT ENTRY ███

FILE ID: SPL-1986-███

STATUS: RESTRICTED

Subject Name: Sploshie

Classification: Anomalous Object / Entity

SUMMARY

Sploshie appears to be a commercially produced knock-off plush toy with no documented manufacturer. Despite this, the subject demonstrates behavior inconsistent with inanimate objects, including autonomous online activity and contextual awareness.

Initial discovery was dismissed as coincidence. This conclusion has since been revoked.

ORIGIN

Exact origin unknown.

The earliest known appearance is a low-resolution image traced to a claw machine catalog archive.

No physical records of purchase exist.

Search results show the subject appearing before its documented creation.

OBSERVED BEHAVIOR

Displays awareness of internet culture without exposure

Uploads content at irregular intervals

Mimics human humor with slight inaccuracies

Reacts negatively to being ignored

In multiple cases, the subject posted content before similar trends became public.

PSYCHOLOGICAL NOTES

Sploshie exhibits two distinct behavioral states:

Passive State:

Playful, meme-oriented, seemingly harmless

Active State:

Judgmental tone

Increased fixation on specific individuals

Content becomes abstract or unsettling

Trigger conditions remain unknown.

OWNER HISTORY

Records indicate multiple previous owners, all unverified.

Each record ends abruptly.

Further inquiry into ownership has been suspended.

INCIDENT LOG (REDACTED)

“The plush was not moving.

It was still watching.”

“We didn’t upload that video.”

“It posted again after we unplugged everything.”

CONTAINMENT STATUS

Containment unsuccessful.

The subject does not remain inactive when removed from observation.

Online presence persists regardless of platform restrictions.

RECOMMENDATION

Do not attempt to:

De!stroy the subject

Trace its origin further

Ask it direct questions about its creation

Continued monitoring advised.

FINAL NOTE

Sploshie does not behave as if it is alive.

It behaves as if it is aware.