He Lied.

My most popular video recently got 1,000 views. N I C E.

My most Viewed video recently got 1,000 views. N I C E.

My kitty holding a pen. (I dunno why the image is flipped. :P)

Some people just have NO RESPECT.

Still wanna blow up my stuff, creepers? Yea. Didn’t think so.

I’LL TAKE UR ENTIRE STOCK

It ain’t much, but it’s honest work.

The entire internet to Ultranite:

Meme