Sam = motherfucking Buddy Lewek confirmed

Porter and Sage have bestie energy

https://imaginesforthosewhoseekthem.tumblr.com/post/189637828428…

*suddenly starts to simp for Albert knowing damn well he killed his family with voodoo dolls*

*also BAHAHAHAHAHA ALBERT "JIZZ IN A CUP FOR ALCHEMICAL PURPOSES" VANDERBOOM JSKSJSKSKSKSKSKS-*

DONT CALL PHOTO NEGITIVE MOKEUY AT 3 EM!!!!111!!!! (MOKEY CAME TO MYH OUSE) (GONE WRONG!!!11!111!) OSWALD HAS DRIPPP??????///?/?/?/ (HE BROUGHT BOBUX) MICK MICK PUT ME IN A CAN OF SPAGGETTIO'S !!11!!!11!!1!111 (PHOTO NEGATIVE MICKEY LAUCHED THE NUKES) SUS

reading a preview of Into the Pit and this is H I L A R I O U S

OMG I GOT A COPY OF MARIO TAKES A SHOWER THAT WILL BE ANNOUCED IN THE NEXT DIRECT!!1!111!!!!11

was reading the TV Tropes page of Gone Home (YES I STILL PLAY THAT GAME IT'S LITERALLY G A Y) and this was on one of the main pages

holy fuck, Oscar, you're gay?

and you raped your nephew?

I BET SAM INHERITED HER GAYNESS FROM OSCAR HADJSKSHFJ-

YES

Y E E S

so he's ignoring the fact we just opened a secret passageway RIGHT NEXT TO HIM?!?

I FOUND BON AT 3AM (GONE SEXUAL) (NOT CLICKBAIT)

Miles is a good man

fucking asshole

(reading: Love Is Complicated (Miles X Reader) Alvin And The Chipmunks!: Road Chip)