The bs I tell my friends

Guys there's a new villain in this world

Gasp

🔃

Sad news today

Because my family's major distaste for our cat, Mocha, we are going to be giving her away :(

LUCKILY she is going to be given to my gf, which makes me feel better

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AMERICA 🇺🇸🦅🗣

Hey Mario

Bro is NOT helping 💀

Ha ha ha