The bs I tell my friends

Sad news today

Because of the problems caused by our cat, Mocha, we are going to be giving her away :(

LUCKILY she is going to be given to my gf, which makes me feel better

Gasp

🔃

Of fuckin course

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WHAT WILL YOU HAVE AFTER 500 CHICKEN JOCKEYS?

AMERICA 🇺🇸🦅🗣

Bro is NOT helping 💀

Guys there's a new villain in this world