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how it GENUINELY feels to see couples online being corny and cheesy and loveydovey every single fucking day while i only get to be corny with my partner for ONE or TWO — if im lucky — days a MONTH im so fucking MAD right NOW oh my GOD someone calm me DOWN

ok im gonna say the truth

whenever i post something completely nonsense or "test test 123" its to see if i manage to get mr boyfriend online with the notif

"female omega height headcanon" and its literally just my height

oh my god bruh theres NO way i reacted so HORRIBLY to my boyfriend matching THAT kind of pfps with someone while i once matched BAD THINKING DIARY pfps with someone im CRINE

wait how many times have i matched with him was it like once or twice

damn it is kinda crazy how from all my overthinking not a SINGLE thought is formed like i always think before i speak but i actually speak before i form an ACTUALLY RELEVANT thought😭😭💔

Stoaty the mouse: say that again......?

"eugh why do so many people call their boyfriends daddy"

in the span of 6 days, my diary contained the word "owner" approximately 31 times

me🤝him being terribly hypocritical when talking about couples

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