Look what just arrived in the mail today!

Proof that this is the real deal:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UArxpvOZV5M

Big Sean's "Push-Gun" At 30 FPS.

Tested to successfully run in-engine at up-to-144 Hz!

If the latest Nintendo rumours are anything by which to go, which — let's face it — they're not, these new plans still shan't put JadeEmatic behind The Switch's successor!

JadeJohnson:

Ever since the announcement of The PS Vita, I've almost strictly been a Nintendo®-collector. So imagine my excitement when I discover that Sony® may have an early PSP™2 handheld in development!

Yes, that is my real PSP™ 3000′ Silver Model!

How The New BradCoWaiian Dreams Will Run On A Dell Or HP Laptop From 2018 Or Earlier:

For reference, we recommend running this game on an MSI or ASUS laptop from 2022 or later, with either an NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3080 or an AMD Ryzen 9 9950 GPU.

⚠️RTX4090🔥

Although not yet shown here, racing-Games with proper steering-controls are coming to JadeEmatic!

That's right, "The JadeEmatic is coming! BEFORE, the Nintendo ® Switch™ successor!

Meet Zombie Sean: He'll have a special roll in "Big Sean III: GHOST WARS"! We're really excited to reveal his story a little later this summer, when we announce our brand new PowerPoint-Gaming-Console!

Say hello to Ghost Sean! He'll be one of the main protagonists in "Big Sean III: GHOST WARS"! Just like Ghost Ari, he'll be fully playable, complete with his own unique story arc! And unlike in the first two games, Ari's content won't just rehash his!

These are all eighteen elementally coloured free battle mode championship rings you'll be able to wrestle in come next year!