lolz, I'm a dumbass it seems

DARN

This just in: Cats are resorting to peace after 1,500 were jailed for killing humans

@willaw

heh

absolute cinema

JESUS CHRIST! WHO THINKS LIKE THIS?

THANK YOU EVERYONE, ESPECIALLY @TessaJamesElliot FOR BEING MY 250TH FOLLOWER!!!

AIN'T NO WAY SHE DID IT AGAIN!

@theAmericanidiot you were good, real good, maybe even the best.