Look what just arrived in the mail today!

Proof that this is the real deal:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UArxpvOZV5M

That's right, "The JadeEmatic is coming! BEFORE, the Nintendo ® Switch™ successor!

How The New BradCoWaiian Dreams Will Run On A Dell Or HP Laptop From 2018 Or Earlier:

For reference, we recommend running this game on an MSI or ASUS laptop from 2022 or later, with either an NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3080 or an AMD Ryzen 9 9950 GPU.

⚠️RTX4090🔥

"Power Breach" could potentially be the first-official third-party title ever released for "Custom Switch™"!

(Disclaimer: "JadeJohnson Games™" will-have only-contributed the fully-operative "Power Breach"-Custom-Switch-model to this game's development.)

JadeJohnson:

Ever since the announcement of The PS Vita, I've almost strictly been a Nintendo®-collector. So imagine my excitement when I discover that Sony® may have an early PSP™2 handheld in development!

Yes, that is my real PSP™ 3000′ Silver Model!

If the latest Nintendo rumours are anything by which to go, which — let's face it — they're not, these new plans still shan't put JadeEmatic behind The Switch's successor!

A Lazily Built But Basic Example Of Realtime HD Rumble Working On The JadeJohnson Games Custom Switch Emulator Developer Kit Nintendo Switch Emulator

Have you noticed that some of our games now come in proper "boxes?" Just like the ones you might see on the Nintendo® Switch™ shelves at your local game-store?

Please comment which of our games should receive the box treatment next!

Although not yet shown here, racing-Games with proper steering-controls are coming to JadeEmatic!

Yep, JadeRaw, is REAL! And, it might be coming sooner than we all thought!