I think you know how this is going to go.

Night 1: Hello? Oh hey, Chris. I heard you got a job at the new and improved Regalito’s Wonderful Pizza Land soon to be part of the newest and biggest projects ever, Alexland! Oh yeah, I’m not sure if you heard but in case you didn’t, we, Alex & Dave’s Robotics, and another company called Scotches Inc. have all teamed up to make a new animatronic theme park called Alexland. It’s gonna have a lot of arcades and animatronic shows and this location will be just one in like 20 other animatronic shows along the park. All of our characters with Alex & Dave’s Robotics and Scotches Inc. will be in the same place, all together. It’ll be great all of the food and drinks will taste great because our chefs we hired without even interviewing them will be making everything (That means the fucking food and drinks will taste like the most shittiest things ever invented). The rides are gonna be super fun with our engineers who have also been hired without even being interviewed are gonna be making those rides and the rides will be the best theme park rides made (100 people are gonna die riding one of them). Not to mention, all of the arcade cabinets that we bought from some random guy and that random guy said that the arcade cabinets have a 100% chance of exploding when touching them even slightly will surely attract crowds of all kinds! Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you: The animatronics MAY have a slight chance of trying to go into your office to kill you but that’s a maybe. Ok, don’t let the company know this but the animatronics actually will try to kill you but I’m just saying might so I don’t look suspicious to the higher ups. So like, could you keep a secret? This is a voice message, so I hope you said yes. So uh, that Regalito one that’s actually just Sestor but I call him Regalito just cause this establishment is called Regalito’s Wonderful Pizza Land? Yeah, he will most likely try to catch you by trying to walk into your office through either hallway right next to you leading into your office. Just activate the fucking lasers we installed because our budget was increased by +1,000,000,000 dollars from the last restaurant we made (yet your pay from the first TWAR and this one is somehow lower) and Regalito should have a fucking brain and run tf away. Now, even though our budget increased by +1,000,000,000, the building still runs on limited power when it’s night because we are kinda cheapskates here so make sure to not keep the lasers on for too long. Oh yeah, there’s this other animatronic called Carlos who is also active tonight. He goes in the vent and the vents are oversized for some reason and also there’s no lasers in there. Just put on that old regalito mask we have lying around and we apparently haven’t cleaned it since 2007 because fuck you for some reason when Carlos gets into your office. Oh yeah, before I forget, when you're done, management wants you to go into the bathroom stall and unclog one toilet the janitor forgot to unclog. So yeah, hope you somehow survive. Goodnight.

Bathroom: Hello valued employee, I’m Alison. I’m the owner of this fine establishment! So you have to take bathroom duties because the janitors forgot to unclog a toilet. No worries, I will guide you. So, we already have placed a plunger in the one toilet you’ll be unclogging. So just grab the handle of the plunger and start pushing it up and down. Make sure to not make too much noise, because Cahiet doesn’t like too much noise so when he goes into the bathroom to investigate, stop pushing the plunger up and down and wait for him to go away.

Night 2: Hello? Oh great, you survived your first night. You might die because most people don’t survive on the second night and die for some reason. Just know that some animatronic named Stickshit is active and he might work the same as Regalito but he also might also be like Carlos in which you have to put on the mask so a mix of the both. I think that’s basically it for the night. Oh yeah, if you heard any rumors about any of the 3 companies I mentioned last night, just know that all of them are true because everyone can guess someone is lying when they say all of the rumors surrounding something aren’t true without any evidence to back it up so I’m not even going to try. Oh yeah, you have to go fix some fuses after your shift. Goodnight.

Fuse Box: Hello valued employee! My name is Alison and I’m here to explain how to fix the fuses in our fine establishment! So, the fuses may break from time to time and that’s bad  because bad fuses = no power! Now, there should be some spare fuses laying around in a box in the room you are in right now. If you have located them, great! Otherwise, please pause this tape and locate them before unpausing. So, you have the spare fuses or a spare fuse in your hand right now. Now, open the fuse box by unscrewing the screws. Once you have done so, locate each broken fuse and replace them with the spare fuses you found. Be careful, though. Joey doesn’t like the sound of fuses being replaced for some odd reason and even odder is that we placed him in the same room as we placed the fuse box in so make sure to use the taser we have given you to shock him when he gets too close to you.

Night 3: Hey Chris. Thank you for being able to fix the fuse box and also congrats for surviving more than 2 nights. Now, I’m sure you noticed but the animatronics do get faster because of rules. There’s gonna be 2 more animatronics active and those 2 are gonna be Stick-Twig and the old Regalito from one of our old locations. I think it was the first location ever made. So uh, Stick-Twig is too tall so he can’t go through your doorway without hitting his head and he has such good facial recognition that the mask won’t fool him but he still doesn’t care that you’re someone else he will still try to kill you. So when he tries to climb into the vent, just activate the alarm by going to some specific camera and pressing some key on your keyboard when a prompt shows up because we are lame like that and instead of giving you the option to play the alarm anywhere, we delegated it to only one camera. Now for Old Regalito, he is in your office because this company is going for the award of having animatronics be played in the most inconvenient of places ever for night guards. When he activates, start beatboxing. This soothes him for some reason and he won’t attack you for quite a while. Also one last thing: Management wants you to go and fix the jungle gym bars in Zecho’s Playplace. Goodnight, and hopefully, you will make it to the next night.

Zecho’s Playplace: Hello, valued employee! I’m sure you’ve heard my voice quite enough to recognize who I am. So, the jungle gym bars are a bit broken and kids might get hurt. No big deal. You’ll get them fixed judging by your performance on the last 2 nights tasks. Now, it should be very obvious that to fix the jungle gym bars, all you need to do is simply use your screwdriver and re-screw the loose screws. Be careful though, as Zecho doesn’t like adults interacting with his playplace and will try to get you to move so just shine your flashlight in his face and he should return to his stage. Hey, if you survive 5 nights, you might even get an added bonus onto your paycheck + a gift basket. Just throwing that out there if you feel like quitting.

Night 4: Hello, Chris. I’m surprised you made it this far. Usually what happens is that people die on the second night and don’t even get to the 3rd night but you’re different. I’m honestly happy with you, man. You’re doing really great. Hey listen, there’s going to be only one animatronic that’s going to activate tonight but this one is really tricky to deal with so you gotta listen carefully. His name is Duboo and he acts like Sestor/Regalito but sometimes, he will try to trick you by spawning a duplicate of himself somehow and making it seem like he’s at one door when he’s really at another, so pay attention to his design and make sure you don’t activate the lasers on the duplicate. Anyways, management wants you to clean some dishes and I think you know where the dishes are already. Goodnight and I think you might actually make it to five nights so I feel confident in saying I’ll see you tomorrow now.

The Kitchen: Hello, valued employee! I am very satisfied with your performance so far. I might even make you employee of the month! So anyways, some of the dishes have to be cleaned because some of our dishwashers are broken right now. I’m sure it’ll be a breeze for you, employee! Just take the sponge and simply dunk it in water and start wiping it on the dirty dishes. Make sure to dunk the sponge in water frequently, as to ensure it stays clean throughout your dishwashing session. Also make sure to check behind you often as Chef will get angry that there’s someone else in the kitchen other than him so just stand completely still when Chef gets too close to you. Like I said, if you survive your fifth night, you will get a bonus as well as a gift basket so keep up the good work, valued employee! 

Night 5: Hello, Chris. Night 5, great! Hey listen, I will not be around to give you any calls at all because management is going to fire me for telling you that everything that you heard about Regalito’s Animatronics & Other Shit is true, including the dead children shit. So uh, just know that there’s one more animatronic active tonight and that’s Monotower. He climbs through the vent and when he gets into your office, quickly go through the cameras and find all of his 3 clones or else he will break the lasers for a while. I don’t think management wants you to do anything for this night so- *static*

???: Chris, I need you to come into the backroom tonight. It’s very important. Who I am is not important right now, but I just need you to come right after you finish your shift.

The Backroom:

Chris: Hello? Is anyone there?

*A cloaked figure comes out of the darkness*

Chris: Who are you?

???: It’s me, Chris. *He pulls down the cloak to reveal that he’s also Chris*

Chris: Wait, what the fuck? How is there another me?

Other Chris: I come from the future. So it turns out that Alexland was never meant to exist because Five Nights At Alex’s 4: Welcome To Alexland was cancelled but due to this whole story's existence, it contradicts everything, meaning that the timeline is now screwed up. Luckily, I brought this machine that rewrites the entire timeline as we know it so time isn’t falling apart. Unfortunately, it requires two people to turn on, meaning that the timeline has been falling apart for quite a while and might even implode soon, until I found you. I need you to grab this key and put it in one of the key slots in the machine.

Chris: Uh, ok? *Grabs the key and puts in one of the key slots. Other Chris does the same thing*

Other Chris: Ok, on the count of three, I need you to turn your key to the right at the same time as me. 1, 2, 3! *Chris and Other Chris both turn the key to the right, but nothing happens yet.*

Other Chris: Oh yeah, I forgot. This machine takes a while to reset the timeline so we still have some seconds to speak.

Chris: So like, what happens when the timeline is reset?

Other Chris: You will still be around, but you will forget that the timeline was reset.

Chris: So like, is the only change gonna be that the collab between Regalito’s, Scotches, and Alex’s won’t exist anymore?

Other Chris: Oh, that won’t be the only change. Some other events will be altered and some other people and animatronics will be completely replaced, but you will still stay in the new timeline.

Chris: How long will this machine take to reset the time- *An explosion of light comes out of the machine, covering everything in existence, and then everything disappears. Suddenly, we are brought back to the beginning of this whole series with the first event being played*

Alex: Hey Dave, do you want to make an animatronic restaurant?

Dave: Sure, hopefully nothing goes wrong.

The end.