Hang on Carter, I think I know how to take this guy down

Alexfancypants when he actually has to work on Another Night At Alex's, not thinking about making Another Night At Alex's and calling it a day:

First time posting to this channel, but this announcement has been long overdue.

A weird noise happened in my attic today

When you uhh you uhhh fuck uhhhh something about sex uhhhh oh right Five Nights At Alex's now has it's own community now that's cool uhhhh here's Alexmatronic looking to the right uhhhh I'm gonna stop posting Five Nights' At Alex's in the Tophat Society

Video tape akert

How me 3 years back felt after I suggested we kill all furries as a joke (not knowing that it's the corniest thing ever):

When you get banned from a discord server cause the owner "doesn't know you that much" instead of an actually good reason so you collect all 7 chaos emeralds and go super to beat their ass:

United States project

Ain't no way bro removed his ASYM video