Endper: Ya-da-da-da-da-da- It is good day to be not dead!

Dusk: *POW!* You are dead!

Endper: I am dead!

Dusk: *Chuckling, while Matticraft is doing the conga towards the scene* (Dusk says aw, shucks” as Matticraft gets close.)

Dusk: Oh! The @Endper is dead!

Endper: Yes (Sandwich). I am dead!

Matticraft: Why is the @Endper dead?!

Dusk: I dunno.

Endper: I think it was-

Dusk and Matticraft: Shhh, you are dead!

Endper: Ok.

(Swift enters scene exiting van)

Swift: What's up, you goobers?! Who’s up for a- AH! What the- bloody hell just happened?!

Dusk and Matticraft: The @Endper is dead!

(A, B, C, or D game starts)

Swift: The @Endper is dead!

Matticraft: Correct!

(Option C lights up and celebration music starts playing)

Matticraft: So, did you see the murderer?

Dusk and Swift: Nah, sorry mate.

Matticraft: *Slams hand on desk* I will find him, I will capture him, and no one will ever die again!

(Dusk and Swift applause)

Matticraft: Ah, well that's nice.

Dusk: I am damn proud right now.

(Pink Glitch appears in scene)

PG: Atteeeeeeeeention!

(PG rushes to dead @Endper )

PG: That @Endper is dead!

Matticraft: We know!

PG: Who killed him?!

Matticraft: We don’t know!

PG: I will find clues!

(Pink Glitch searches through pile of stuff while Looking with that big eye of hers)

PG: What's that? *Grabs gun* A weapon?! That thing is why the @Endper is dead!

Matticraft, Swift and Dusk: The @Endper is dead?!

PG: *Slams hands on desk* Yes, (Intense background appears) he died!

Matticraft, Swift and Dusk: *All shocked*

(Intense background stops, showing, Matticraft, Swift and Dusk standing in front of a green screen)

Boxzee: (From far away) Incoming!

(Ambulance crashes PG into a building wall, but she is still alive, just stuck.)

Boxzee: *Exits out of Ambulance* Raus, raus! *Pushes Matticraft, Swift and Dusk away from Endper* Move now! *Kisses Endper on head*

(Heavenly music sounds while the light focuses on Endper)

Endper: (Rising in air) Hohoho, Hea- *Explodes* Oof.

Boxzee: In my medical opinion, that @Endper is dead!

(Camera rotates to Swift)

Swift: Box, what happened?

Boxzee: My professional opinion? *Slams hands on desk then turns to the right* (Intense background comes in) The @Endper was killed!

(Intense background stops)

Matticraft, Swift and Dusk: *Panicking*

Boxzee: I don’t think it’s anything to worry about.

Matticraft: Well, now what?

(Victoree entering while doing the conga in the background)

Victoree: Clipidy clop mother****er! Boom!

Matticraft: *Says “Oh, come on.” before Victoree says boom*

Victoree: Look at this! The freaking @Endper is dead! *Pause* What do you think of that? *Pause* Ahm…

Matticraft: Yes, yes, V.

Victoree: Yea?

Matticraft: Go home!

(@Reverie_Rev appears in a car telling Victoree to get in)

Victoree: Ah come on! Pffff! Freaking unbelievable seriously, you all suck.

(Car drives off and crashing noise is heard)

Victoree: *wolfhowl.mp4*

Matticraft: Ok, let’s get back to the point.

Endper: *Poking at his dead body* I think @Endper is dead.

Matticraft, Swift, Dusk and Boxzee: The @Endper is dead?!

Boxzee: *Turns around and notices dead scout in burning car* Vic! I will heal you-

*Car explodes and camera goes back to Endper*

Endper: Oh, Seriously?! Who killed @Endper ?!

(Camera shows on Grey drinking Choccy Milk)

Grey: *Slurp* *Slurp* It was me!

Matticraft, Dusk, Swift and Endper: *Shocked*

Grey: Yes! *Bottle of choccy milk appears from nowhere and Grey eats it* I did it like this: *Takes out a nerf revolver and shoots Swift in chest* Boom! *Grey flies off from force of revolver blast*

Swift: *Screams of unbelibably not an agonizing pain yet he's a virgin so*

Grey: Woop dee doo!

Matticraft, Dusk and Endper: *Are terrified seeing Sniper’s dead body*

Grey: *Purrs* That’s a joke, lads.

Matticraft, Dusk and Endper: *Starts laughing like crazy*

Grey: *Slurp* *Slurp* *Burp* It was… yo-... *Burp* *Points at Duck* Him!

Dusk: *Shocked* How did you know?!

Grey: I didn’t. *Burps* That was a joke too.

(Camera moves to Dusk, as Grey keeps drinking faster)

Grey: *Falls on ground* Oh, I’m dead.

(Dusk becomes the true mastermind)

Kusho: *Manic laughter* That’s right! It was me!

Matticraft: You monster!

Endper: But whyyyyy?

Kusho: Cause you’re gay, boy. And another thing, you’re a virgin.

Endper: Kusho, stop!

Kusho and Endper: *Arguing*

Matticraft: *Shrugs* (Text appears saying : GAMEJOLT, AM I RIGHT?)

Kusho: Ah dammit Endper frick off! You are dead.

Endper: No u, POW! Haha.

(Kusho falls dead to the ground)

Endper: You are dead! Not big surprise.

Matticraft: Well that was idiotic. Off to bang myself! *Matticraft doing flip on noose* Watch and lea- *exploding noises*

Endper: I am alive! Is nice. Yes, this is stupid.