Hello, _____

It’s so lovely to meet you. I hope you’ll come on by for a new attraction in the area. We promise cheap thrills, and a haunting experience for the whole family to enjoy, THIS HALLOWEEN ONLY.

Relive the horrors of the long-since-forgotten restaurant, and it’s unforgivable past!

Staff and faculty are not responsible for damage to property or persons.

Any and all animatronics on the show stage are just props, and will not be active during the live tour.*

Come and see the terror! You don’t want to miss it.

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* Animatronics are many years old, and may have bad wiring. Even when animatronics are turned off, please keep any children out of their reach.