So, I play Football. And every day before school, we practice at the school's football field. And after practice, we go to the locker room, get changed into our school clothes, and walk to school. And our school is always keeping up with the latest meme's and stuff that's been in the news lately. And one thing that were always joking about is Diddy, (Which if you know, you know.)

Now, Diddy has been in the news lately because the police raided his home, and they found 1,000 bottles of baby oil. (Yes, this is real)

And one day after Football practice, while we were getting dressed, my friend Tristan brought baby oil and said it was "Diddy oil".

And he went around school asking people if they wanted to get "Oiled up" and he went to ME of all people, and but baby oil on my arm.

But I will admit, it was funny as hell.