The lovely wife of Saint Nicholas. By "lovely", I mean I'd prefer seeing her around less!

What do you even do at the North Pole? Bake cookies? I sincerely hope you accidentally slip in some coal!

What do you mean my time here is done? As far as I’m concerned, my improvements to this site have only just begun!

Bah! You don’t deserve my talent anyway! Don’t come crawling back to me once your world turns gray!

“As you know, tomorrow is the new Underevent! And nobody is as excited for the big premiere as I am!”

You and your new sentimentality. You used to be as cold as Neptune- now it seems you’ve become indulged in the world of mediocrity!

Perhaps the reason is your brain became too sizes too small. At the very least, it makes it easier for me to have a ball!

Creating junk for all of the world's brats. Honestly, could there be a more miserable existence than that?

I can assure you that working with Grunty is far more pleasant. It's certainly better than spending your lifetime making Christmas presents!

Woah there, Sonic. Watch your language

Anyone else know that you can reflect Grenade Man's projectiles with the Thunder Claw? I always knew it was his weakness, but I never knew you could reflect the grenades until today ...today ...today

I've heard of speech impediments, but yours make my ears want a permanent vacation! Getting a new voice should be your current hyperfixation!

I don't know how Swedes can tolerate you every Christmas! Every single one! It's like they have a sickness!

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Well, if it isn’t jolly Nick. People like you really make me tick!

”Ho-ho-ho”? No-no-no, I say! One millimeter near my chimney and I’ll make you pay!